Yi Ti: “……isn’t your reaction a bit slow?”
He answered seriously: “I carefully filtered my memories a few times and deleted the words that man said just now so as not to cause mental pollution to my thinking.” Only then did he search his archives so it’s naturally a little slower.
Yi Ti: “……” Okay, this was indeed a very meaningful thing.
She didn’t want this alien to wake her up like this—— Xiao Ti, you fucking get up and eat!
She’d be crazy by then.
Even if nobody was here now, Yi Ti wasn’t sure if anyone would come halfway so they didn’t occupy the other half and instead, honestly stayed on their side. As before, she took off her shoes and sat cross-legged on the bed, then took another laptop and put it on his lap.
Yi Ti felt someone lean on her. Since this situation was very common, she answered without looking up, “What?”
He did not speak.
She was about to open the lid of the laptop when she suddenly felt something was wrong. She just raised her head when a soft touch came to her lips.
Yi Ti: “……” I said don’t learn these unnecessary things!
He moved gently, a bit like a spoiled child as he rubbed himself on her. Moving back for a bit, he said with satisfaction: “I really feel good kissing Xiao Ti here.”
Yi Ti: “……” Was this an experiment?
She helplessly held her forehead as she pushed this guy’s face away: “That’s enough.”
“Why can they do that? Why can’t we?” Cecil was always obsessed with unanswerable questions.
“Because I’m not in the mood right now.”
Yi Ti’s answer succeeded in shooting him down.
Was there anything more elusive than a woman’s mood?
There shouldn’t be!
Even Cecil, who had supercomputing power, also felt that women were a mystery, not to mention it was someone he liked which made it even more confusing.
He lowered his head, slightly frustrated. Sure enough, his strength was still too low.
This pitiful look had another meaning to Yi Ti. She helplessly found that she was really happy when she saw him happy so she reached out and grabbed his cheeks. She squeezed back and forth, then kissed his little face before patting his head: “Come on~ I will like you more if you are obedient.”
Someone really became obedient.
Yi Ti, who felt that the other party was coaxed, silently gave herself a thumbs up. Although there seemed to be something wrong, the result was still good!
The train finally started at this time, “kacha kacha”-ing to its destination.
Because of Cecil’s modification, the signal’s still good even when the train was running so accessing the internet was not a problem. Yi Ti opened QQ a little bit and saw a conversation between Formaldehyde and Aggregate in the discussion group. The last sentence was——
Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 10:10:27
This must be true love!
Aggregate (XXOOXXOO) 10:10:30
It must be so. (￣ー￣)b
Long XiaoTian (XXOOXXOO) 10:10:34
What is true love?
Aggregate (XXOOXXOO) 10:10:37
You’re early today.
Long XiaoTian (XXOOXXOO) 10:10:40
Aggregate (XXOOXXOO) 10:10:44
En, a few minutes earlier than usual.
Long XiaoTian (XXOOXXOO) 10:10:48
Yi Ti wiped her sweat, this guy was really too much!
Immediately, Formaldehyde came out.
Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 10:11:05
Speaking of which, this matter also has something to do with you.
Long XiaoTian (XXOOXXOO) 10:11:11
……what? Which thing?
Yi Ti, who was originally puzzled, opened the link thrown over by Formaldehyde. After taking a closer look, cold sweat instantly flowed. This was a news article and the title went like this—— Chinese same-sex couple embraces at a Russian airport.
The following description was probably from someone at the airport who saw such an affectionate couple and took a picture, then shared it on Twitter and it somehow became so popular that various domestic retweets started and spread on Weibo. And Yi Ti, who was busy preparing to travel the past two days, hardly visited the various forums so she was blindsided.
The couple in the photo was not beautiful. One had a beer belly while the other was too thin. It’s true that they’re embracing each other but it’s not necessarily affectionate.
Yi Ti doubted how it became popular but then Formaldehyde explained. These two were the boss and secretary of The Love Tidal website. Don’t know what these two were doing at the airport but the result was that they were photographed and it was posted on Twitter. Things should have come to an end at this point but this website offended too many people in China and the boss especially liked to appear in various interviews, but then…… he was discovered by an “enemy” who also loved to tweet.
This man keenly found an opportunity for “revenge” from it so with a little behind the scenes action coupled with all kinds of people who didn’t like The Love Tidal website, after attracting a large audience, they revealed that these two were the boss and secretary of the Love Tidal so things became unmanageable now.
Yi Ti looked at the comments that were similar to “Overbearing President fell in love with me!” and “Black Bellied President’s Little Secretary!” and silently wiped the cold sweat from her forehead. She could imagine that the boss and secretary of Love Tidal would be very unhappy for a while, very unhappy.
This was indeed the case. Love Tidal’s Boss’s office was now in disarray. Almost everything that could be smashed was smashed by him, those that he couldn’t smash…… ever since trying to lift an overweight vase and hurting his waist, the boss didn’t make such an attempt.
“Wei Feng, wait for me!!!”
“Long XiaoTian, you wait for me!!!”
If Yi Ti heard this series of angry howls, she’d feel very innocent, what did she do?
But if people had a grudge against her, what was the solution?
And after all this matter, the boss of Love Tidal was really wronged!
After suffering a series of blows, he finally bought a ticket to leave Russia, a country that brought him countless nightmares. Didn’t he just hug the secretary who suffered with him? Wasn’t it just a manly embrace?
The result was being unexpectedly photographed by someone, even posted online, and caused an uproar in China!
He knew that someone must be pushing things behind the scenes.
He hated it!
However, it’s no longer possible to block the news at this point. Not to mention that he didn’t have the energy. Even if he had, he’d give it all he’s got!
The boss hit the keyboard with a fist, then threw it out a hundred meters before shouting at the secretary: “Roll! I don’t want to see you again! Get out of the company now!!!”
The secretary was also wronged!
He went to Russia since the Boss said so.
He was also scared by the fighting nation just like his boss.
The airport hug was the initiative of the boss.
He was simply a victim from beginning to end, okay!
And, everyone agreed that he’s the bottom! What bottom, ah! What “cute little secretary”, what “contract secretary”……how embarrassing was this! The one who should be the angriest was him!
As a result, the boss who was “in the same boat” actually fired him, even raging at him.
“You get off right now!!!”
The secretary’s heart was cold.
He looked at the boss coldly, turned around then left.
And for the other side, Yi Ti heard an old story from Formaldehyde again.
Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 10:16:05
That guy is now beating his own face
Long XiaoTian (XXOOXXOO) 10:16:15
What do you mean?
Formaldehyde immediately explained. Love Tidal was a standard website for women’s literature. The so-called women’s literature must also contain *** content. Years ago, in an interview with Love Tidal’s boss, don’t know if he drunk too much or he lost his brains, he sneered at this and caused a large number of authors to run away. This matter was only known to the veterans in the circle. So when the boss actually came out and embraced his secretary at a foreign airport, it’s more than a face slap, it’s simply a hit to the kidneys!
Yi Ti sweated again and again. She didn’t expect it. She just wrote a fake address and actually caused such a large series of tragedies. It seemed that lying was really a bad thing. She should try not to do this in the future.
After a few more chats, she wiped her sweat and silently closed the laptop before pouncing on the back of Cecil’s neck.
“……Xiao Ti?” A certain alien had many tentacles so he continued to control the computer with his hair as he turned his head to the side and looked at her suspiciously, “What happened?”
She shook her head: “It’s nothing.”
However, every time she did this, she felt very calm, as if reaching a certain quiet, warm and safe range where nothing could interfere and hurt her.
She thought that this was probably the feeling of “going home”.
As soon as people got to a place where they could relax, they’d easily become arrogant. She poked his face, and “willfully” said: “Come on, quickly coax me!”
A certain jelly alien who had always been a bit slow was somehow blessed with luck as his hair moved gently and actually moved Yi Ti from behind him to his arms. Among women, her figure was not short but compared to him, there’s undoubtedly a big difference so sitting in his arms right now, she looked like a large doll.
He put his hands around her waist, gently shook his body, and “oh” sounds came out of his mouth. After doing this a few times, he asked her: “Are you happier?”
Yi Ti: “……are you treating me like a child?”
Cecil froze, then he said slightly embarrassedly: “Because Xiao Ti looks really small.” He gestured to her figure.
“……you are too big!”
“Is this not enough?”
The jelly alien thought for a moment then suddenly withdrew his hands and grabbed his cheeks, pulling it apart: “How about this?” Because his face was almost pulled flat, the sound was a little fuzzy.
He looked at her expectantly. When Xiao Ti was angry, she became happy when pulling his hair and face so this was definitely not a problem.
Yi Ti: “……”
She smiled then shrank in his arms, placing her head on his heart.
The young man saw her smile and in an instant, also showed a very happy smile.