Miao Te was still standing there, dumbfounded, staring at the liquid metal orb that had far surpassed his comprehension. Meanwhile, the Major General, who was coldly glaring at the whimpering orb, had already started giving orders. "Command." He said. "Aaah~~ No~~ Dada knows it was wrong~~ Major General, please, nooo~~" Major General Taylor had only… Continue reading IOTMGB 47: That narrow-minded Major General

What the hell is "Major General's wife"?! "No, that's not..." Miao Te felt it necessary to correct the white ball's way of addressing him. “Yes, if you need anything, just command Dada, Major General's wife!” “No, what I'm trying to say—don't call me that!” The snow-white orb hovered in front of Miao Te, bobbing up… Continue reading IOTMGB 46: Major General: “I love you.”

*** Part 2: Son of the Empire *** The boundless starry sky stretched endlessly in every direction, filled with starlight and the pitch-black night extended infinitely, reaching all directions without an end in sight. No matter how enormous a galaxy was, in the vast universe, it was merely a drop in the ocean. Like a… Continue reading IOTMGB 45: Hello, Major General’s wife~

Next to the command center was a tearoom, but only a select few were allowed to rest there. Only Major General Taylor and his most trusted aides had access to this room. As long as the flagship was not in a state of war or on high alert, Lieutenant Colonel Via would take a short… Continue reading IOTMGB 44: End of Part 1: Son of Earth

When Miao Te stumbled out of the bedroom, half-asleep, he heard the sound of water running from the bathroom. Taking a shower this early in the morning, the Major General’s cleanliness obsession was no joke. As he thought about this, he glanced over and saw the door to the room across from him open. The… Continue reading IOTMGB 43: Go propose marriage~~

“Is there a problem?” Major General Taylor asked, his voice cold and detached, devoid of any emotion. His eyes were fixed on the group of people in front of him, a cold gleam in his gaze that sent chills down their spines. The light-colored cloak draped over his left arm hung down, tightly wrapping around… Continue reading IOTMGB 42: Miao Te thinks he’s so clever

[T/N: Alternative title 'This is Laozi’s person'] After a moment of stunned silence, the virtual venue erupted into chaos. Having recovered from the initial shock, most people started whispering, speculating whether the AI had malfunctioned or displayed the wrong name. Yet, many were already inquiring about the origins of this newly minted "SS-level" professor. Currently,… Continue reading IOTMGB 41: This is my person

"Grandpa, just trust me this once, please." "Maya, don’t be fooled by that brat just because he looks decent. He’s just a scoundrel trying to trick you." "Grandpa!" The girl’s temper flared instantly. The old man had spent the whole night listening to his beloved granddaughter praise another boy, and it made him feel even… Continue reading IOTMGB 40: So why are you all forcing me to show off?

When Miao Te woke up, it was just dawn, and the entire room was bathed in a soft, simulated glow of early morning sunlight by the AI. Since he had already napped the previous afternoon, he found himself awake at the crack of dawn. Groggy and half-asleep, he rubbed his eyes, and as he moved,… Continue reading IOTMGB 39: The long march of pursuing his “wife” had only just begun…

After the black landing craft abruptly broke free from Mia Star’s gravity, it slowed down, gliding gently away from the planet and heading toward the Ishtar, which was docked in the star system. The landing craft lacked a cloaking feature on its outer walls, so Miao Te stood by the window, peering out through the… Continue reading IOTMGB 38: The ever-vindictive Major General