"How to seduce? ... Like this?" The teenager felt like it wasn’t just his heart that couldn’t take it—his whole being was on the verge of shutting down. Major General, you know you’re handsome. I’ve known that for ages, and the universe knows it too! So you don’t need to shove that face this close… Continue reading IOTMGB 37: “Major General, anyone who doesn’t like you is an idiot!” “…Hehe.”

Taylor raised his hand, grabbed the back of Miao Te’s collar, and pulled the little guy clinging tightly to him away with a slight tug. Miao Te was caught off guard, his face still showing the expression of winking at Lady Salome, who stood opposite them. The Major General arched an eyebrow as he looked… Continue reading IOTMGB 36: Major General will teach you the correct way to “seduce” someone

Just as Taylor was about to step out the door, someone called out to him. Although Beiat had barely spoken to him, he was always paying attention to Taylor’s every move. Seeing that Taylor was about to leave, Beiat immediately spoke up to stop him. Beiat’s father, Marquis Mia, hadn’t told him about being unable… Continue reading IOTMGB 35: Two men, one woman, and a beast—what a complicated mess this is

[T/N: This expression is a playful nod to a famous line from the classical Chinese poem "Pipa Xing" (琵琶行) by Bai Juyi, which reads: "千呼万唤始出来，犹抱琵琶半遮面" ("After being called out countless times, she finally appears, still half-hiding behind her pipa").In modern usage, people often reference the first part ("千呼万唤始出来") to humorously describe something or someone that… Continue reading IOTMGB 34: ‘After being called out countless times, finally, she emerged…’

"By the way." Just as Miao Te was about to leave the soft, plush bed on the floor and the luxurious bedroom behind, the golden-haired young lady suddenly called out to him. "What's your name?" Miao Te hesitated for a moment. "John." "John? What a boring name. There are tons of people named John. Your… Continue reading IOTMGB 33: Even my dad has never yelled at me

Right now, Miao Te felt utterly humiliated. Yes, incredibly humiliated. As a grown man—well, according to the United Nations of Earth's legal system, he was considered an adult—anyway, as an adult, he had been forced into doing something he didn’t want to do. Thinking back to how he had been dragged into that small room… Continue reading IOTMGB 32: “You like him for what?” “His face.” ”…”

His consciousness was hazy, and his vision blurred. He didn't know where he was. Beneath him was something soft, enveloping most of his body, making him feel dazed and disoriented. In a daze, he slightly opened his eyes and shifted his gaze. There seemed to be a vague figure next to him. He tried hard… Continue reading IOTMGB 31: That is the last bloodline inherited from Earth

A thick, pure white fur blanket was draped over the black and red sofa, its plush fibers densely packed, with intricate patterns and golden tassels hanging down to the floor. It lay lazily on the white blanket, its jet-black fur sleek and shiny. Two beautiful maidservants knelt beneath the sofa, using pure white silk cloths… Continue reading IOTMGB 30: He never breaks his word, but this is the first time he has…

As someone who values appearances, Miao Te never thought it was embarrassing to take an extra glance at good-looking people. However, it was just a couple of extra glances to satisfy his admiration for beauty, nothing more. He never imagined that one day, he would find himself so entranced by someone that he would lose… Continue reading IOTMGB 29: This young man is so pure and genuine, completely different from those flashy, pretentious women

Trigger Warning The pitch-black metal tunnel was so dark that you couldn't see your hand in front of your face. Holding onto the cold metal wall, Miao Te was almost groping his way forward step by step, struggling to move ahead. He could only be thankful that technology was so advanced now that waste and… Continue reading IOTMGB 28: “Major General, I won’t accuse you of being a pretentious prick anymore… You’re the real deal!”