Damn! I Got Tricked By Her

Tricked 085: Cattle-Raising Class Graduation

Tricked 084: A Short Poem
Tricked 086: The Traitor

Jiang Yanโ€™s hands could cleave through anything.

This fact was well accepted throughout the livestream chatโ€”there wasnโ€™t a single question mark to be seen.

Jiang Yan sat on the lower step and unfolded the bridal gown for a closer look.

Beyond the shape, it was hard to describeโ€”utterly plain, the fabric rough and unadorned, stitches crooked as if hurriedly sewn. Only the two grass rings stood out; their inner loops were oiled and smooth, made with real care.

As for the little poem, the handwriting was clearly Wu Meiโ€™s.

Though its sentiment seemed melodramatic, the feelings behind it were crystal clear.

From the melancholy lines, ending with โ€œWelcome to Wuhai Girlsโ€™ School,โ€ it seemed less a poem for any one person than a farewell for every girl who had ever attended this school.

According to the โ€œMain Building Living Rules,โ€ one could not remove any studentโ€™s personal belongings.

Jiang Yan wasnโ€™t sure whether Wu Mei, as a graduate, still counted as a Wuhai student. To be safe, she left all three items where she found them.

After confirming there was nothing else on the steps, Jiang Yan entered the second floor.

Sheโ€™d already heard faint sounds of reading coming from one of the classrooms below while on the third floor; now, as she reached the second floor, the recitation grew louder.

The voices beckoned from the last classroom along the corridor.

Jiang Yan wanted to avoid a direct confrontation with any supernatural entityโ€”her focus for today was simply to gather clues and ensure the cattle-raising class was completed, so she moved with care, steering clear of the classrooms near that voice.

But the reading was loud enough for her to make out the words inside.

โ€œTo bear a son is to play with jade, to bear a daughter is to play with tiles. Since ancient times, all men are gems, women but spare parts.โ€

It was the girls reciting.

Then came the teacherโ€™s voice: โ€œIf you are fortunate enough to be chosen by Sir Cow Immortalโ€”not as a sacrifice but as a brideโ€”remember this well.โ€

โ€œIf you bear a boy, place him on the bed, dress him in fine clothes; if a girl, lay her on the ground with rough fabric. It has always been soโ€”you must follow tradition.โ€

And the girls drawled in chorus: โ€œYes, Teacherโ€”โ€

Jiang Yan paused in her search for clues, glancing in the direction of the classroom.

It sounded as though a girl had raised her hand.

The teacher said, โ€œZhou Xiahua, do you have a question?โ€

A clear, girlish voice, brimming with innocence: โ€œBut Teacher, Sir Cow Immortal is an ox. Even if we bear offspring, theyโ€™d be bulls or cows. Does that mean bull calves are worth more than heifers?โ€

The teacher was briefly at a loss, then replied, โ€œThat is likely so.โ€

Zhou Xiahua laughed: โ€œTeacher, youโ€™re good at empathizing with Sir Cow Immortalโ€”applying human bias to divine beings. What if the deity actually prefers girls?โ€

A ripple of laughter ran through the room.

The girls were all laughing.

The teacher fell silent, then suddenly said, โ€œYet in terms of sacrificial offerings, Sir Cow Immortal does in fact prefer girls.โ€

At that, the laughter disappeared.

At the same time, Jiang Yan found a neatly folded school uniform in a wardrobe corner, with two notes in its pocket.

Both were eerily apropos.

The first note:

[Our teachers are always so good at empathizing with beasts.]

There was a little star drawn at the end.

The second note:

[Dear Fanxing, calm down. This isnโ€™t right. They only think they can empathize with beasts.]

The first noteโ€™s owner was Fanxing; the reply was from Xiahua.

Now there were three girls from the same class: Wu Mei, Fanxing, Zhou Xiahua.

It seemed the girls of Wuhai School had no real respect for Sir Cow Immortal. In fact, one could almost say they had none at all.

Jiang Yan folded the uniform and replaced the notes where sheโ€™d found them.

She headed downstairs, but half the first floor was a locked cafeteria, the rest offering no clues. After some thought, Jiang Yan returned to the second floor.

The students were reading again.

Jiang Yan took up a position at the rear door, quietly peering through the window.

[If only Jiang Yan could use paper dolls to slip under the door and spy.]

[Really, going in there herself is too risky.]

[Itโ€™ll be fine. This is Jiang Yan weโ€™re talking about!]

[Iโ€™m following three different energy field streams right now. The Wuhai School instance has the highest survival rate for psychicsโ€”only one fatality so far. Honestly, if Jiang Yan werenโ€™t here, thereโ€™d be way more deaths. I trust her completely~]

[Waitโ€”what do you mean โ€œonly one deadโ€?? How is that remotely something for a human to say?]

[Judging by your stream time, you must just have registered. Keep watching; youโ€™ll understand.]

[See what the other livestreams look like and youโ€™ll get it.]

[Three months of energy field outbreaks. You get used to it. In the end, weโ€™re all going to dieโ€”might as well cry for ourselves, not for anyone else, hahaha.]

[Everyone dies, so what? No need for the dramatics.]

At that point, a few comments cut across the wave of melancholy:

[Hey, hold it! Youโ€™re not going to bring your negativity into the only stream officially designated โ€œEntertainmentโ€ by the Administration Bureau, are you??]

[From the start, โ€œRed Pillowโ€ was marketed as a psychic entertainment show. Contestants are all in their twenties and learned little, so thereโ€™s no teaching or instruction. And the official ban on attacks or pessimism in the commentsโ€”there are hundreds of other streams for you to vent in, but this one is for us to laugh.]

[I know youโ€™re sad, but if youโ€™re sad, go elsewhere. I havenโ€™t laughed in three days, and I just want to find something here to laugh atโ€”then post: hahahahaha, just like that.]

Jiang Yan was unaware of the discussion in the chat.

But she did know the underlying situation long ago.

Before entering the energy field, He Qingyuan had spoken to her. The reason the Supernatural Administration Bureau created โ€œRed Pillowโ€ was to give psychics somewhere to vent. As a precog, he had long foreseen the coming crisis, and the immense psychological stress his colleagues would bear.

Hence, โ€œRed Pillowโ€ was founded at his urging.

Because psychic livestreams were otherwise such a serious matter, only this show dared market itself as โ€œentertainment.โ€ Leadership understood how strangeโ€”and disrespectfulโ€”it was to brand a deadly ordeal as entertainment, yet psychics needed a place to release their emotions.

Every psychic already knew: the world was about to be overrun by energy fields.

There was nothing the Administration could do about it; their script was never to save the world, only to bear witness.

Once inside, at best, a psychic might outlive others by a few daysโ€”if lucky, survive a few months longer after escaping a field, until the next was drawn in. In the end, the cost was pain too great to bear.

Knowing this was the future, knowing their whole life would be spent surfing in and out of fields, was agony. So they tried desperately to find an outlet.

But after all the pain was spent?

Suppress emotions too far, and they reboundโ€”the more suppressed, the wilder the rebound.

So comes a kind of emptiness, restlessness, even euphoric highs, low empathy, making their own happiness the center of all things.

The Administration wanted to create a place for their post-traumatic excitement to be safely given its due.

They were psychicsโ€”no matter how they vented, it wouldnโ€™t be at a bar. Theyโ€™d just be watching colleagues on a stream.

After all, every second watching was a second less to live.

[Hahahahahahahahaha!]

A flood of laughter scrolled suddenly through the chat.

Just as Jiang Yan glimpsed the classroom inside, she saw the teacher begin to turn around, and hurriedly ducked to the floor, instinctively raising her arms to shield her head.

She quickly lowered them and walked away as if nothing had happened, but her involuntary reaction had everyone in the chat smiling fondly.

Jiang Yan was oblivious.

She made her way out, recalling the scene just now.

There were seven students in the class, all turned away, so their faces were hidden, but she could see that water streamed from every single one.

The small classroom was ankle-deep in water, flooding the studentsโ€™ bare feet.

All these students had drowned.

Jiang Yan thought of the rope and the discarded boat in the storeroom upstairs; now, she understood how these seven girls had died.

After leaving the main building, Jiang Yan glanced at the fourth floor.

Judging from the time, Yu Renwan and the black cat should have finished before her. She was just about to head back to the shed when she heard a โ€œcreak.โ€

A window overhead opened.

Jiang Yan spun around.

Yu Renwan, clutching the little black cat, leapt from above. She still wore a cold sweat, but when she caught sight of Jiang Yan, she beamed, โ€œJiang Jiang!โ€

Jiang Yan marveled at how someone could grin while leaping from a window.

But she couldnโ€™t ignore itโ€”she raised a finger, caught Yu Renwan’s fall, and set her down only after two bounces in the grass.

A moment later, Yu Renwan dusted herself off.

Hands behind her back, she faced Jiang Yan, clearly waiting for praise.

Jiang Yan asked, โ€œWhy did you jump?โ€

Yu Renwan deflected: โ€œWhen we found the โ€˜Teacher Rulesโ€™ you didnโ€™t praise me, so arenโ€™t you going to praise me now?โ€

She stretched out her palm. โ€œLook, Teacher Wangโ€™s staff badge!โ€

โ€œFinding the rules wonโ€™t make you a teacherโ€”you need this as well.โ€

Jiang Yan had already expected as much.

Sheโ€™d left Yu Renwan at the fourth floor precisely to find more items, so she nodded.

โ€œI know.โ€

Yu Renwanโ€™s face fell.

When she was sure Jiang Yan had no compliment for her, her expression turned downcast. โ€œI knew youโ€™d see through itโ€ฆโ€

โ€œAnd you already praised me before you left this morningโ€”I shouldnโ€™t expect praise twice in one dayโ€ฆ Letโ€™s just go backโ€ฆโ€

Jiang Yan: โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.โ€

She said, โ€œTell me why you jumped out the window, and Iโ€™ll praise you.โ€

Yu Renwan hesitated.

But for Jiang Yanโ€™s praise, she finally confessed, squirming a little: โ€œBecause Teacher Wang scared meโ€ฆโ€

โ€œI didnโ€™t mean toโ€”but sheโ€™s so sneaky, suddenly appeared at the side office door and came after us. I cursed her out of instinct, and she slipped, dropping her badge.โ€

โ€œNot young anymore, is she? After falling, she didnโ€™t get up for ages, so I thought Iโ€™d test your ruleโ€ฆโ€

Jiang Yan frowned. โ€œWhich rule?โ€

โ€œThat being caught by a mirror counts as using a private device. I wasnโ€™t sure if it applied just to students or to teachers too, but I was curiousโ€ฆโ€

Jiang Yan: โ€œโ€ฆSo?โ€

Yu Renwan ducked her head. โ€œI was just curious, so I pushed her out the door.โ€

โ€œIt really was just curiosity, but then a girl suddenly dragged her into the mirror. Her bones clattered in the hallwayโ€ฆโ€

โ€œScared me half to death.โ€

She patted her chest, still shaken.

Jiang Yan was silent.

[Iโ€™ve wanted to say it for a long timeโ€ฆ]

[Yu Renwanโ€ฆis a natural-born little fiend.]

After a moment, Jiang Yan nodded. โ€œExcellent work.โ€

Yu Renwan made a triumphant little fist.

As they walked back, she kept sneaking glances at Jiang Yan. โ€œSo next timeโ€ฆโ€

Jiang Yan said, โ€œDepends on the situation.โ€

Teacher Wang was the designated cattle-feeding teacher.

That was in the Teacher Rulesโ€”non-negotiable.

But both โ€œpossession of Wangโ€™s staff badgeโ€ and โ€œTeacher Wang herselfโ€ could serve to trigger the duty, so if Wang hadnโ€™t died, Jiang Yan would have had to trap her by nightfall.

But now that Wang was dead, the badge alone was enough. There remained only one stepโ€”

Start the job.

*

At six oโ€™clock that evening, the shed doors unlocked by themselves.

But this time there was no teacher to lead them; the broadcast instructed everyone to go to the cattle pen on their own.

After singing outside, everyone filed inside.

Shen Huanhuan helped out Granny Zhuang, Mint Candy explained to Uncle Wang, and the routine produced smooth progress thanks to experience. Both Granny Zhuang and Uncle Wang looked on with growing amazement.

โ€œChild,โ€ Granny Zhuang couldnโ€™t resist asking Shen Huanhuan,

โ€œAre you what my granddaughter callsโ€ฆmystics?โ€

Shen Huanhuan grinned, โ€œPretty muchโ€”the national department of the paranormal.โ€

Uncle Wangโ€™s smile broke wide. โ€œSo the countryโ€™s got that? Incredible. Planning for a rainy day! Then weโ€™re all saved, arenโ€™t we?โ€

Then, as if realizing heโ€™d overstepped, he quickly added, โ€œBut donโ€™t feel pressured.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re so youngโ€”tough line of work.โ€

Shen Huanhuan waved it off.

Truth be told, Uncle Wang was an hour short of three days here, so his young ones were noticeably larger than the others. Shen Huanhuan couldnโ€™t quite meet his gaze.

At 7:30 p.m., the feeding announcement sounded.

Jiang Yan, just as in the morning, mashed up the chicken and lamb carcasses and handed it out.

After feeding, all the animals were gone. Jiang Yan eyed the empty bran sacks, exhaled, and stood up.

At 7:45, it was time to feed the calves.

She pinned the badge to her chest. Almost at once, all the calves fixed their eyes on her.

โ€œHas Teacher Wang changed?โ€

The green-tea calf flicked its dreadlocks: โ€œSomewhat like my lovely follower, but mineโ€™s still better.โ€

The muscle-bound calf flexed: โ€œTeacher Wang, donโ€™t my muscles look great?โ€

Jiang Yan smiled, โ€œVery handsome.โ€

โ€œSir Cow Immortal, please follow me to the feeding area.โ€

Before leaving, she murmured a few instructions to Shen Huanhuan, then used a rope to lead out all the chicks and lambs.

Yu Renwan poked her head around, โ€œWhat did Jiang Jiang say?โ€

โ€œWhat were you all talking about today? Why did she talk to you alone?โ€

Shen Huanhuan was a little confused herself.

She didnโ€™t really understand Jiang Yanโ€™s meaning. โ€œShe said if we fail, we should go to the riverside.โ€

โ€œThereโ€™ll be a way out there.โ€

[What does that mean??]

[No way she already knows how to force an exit from the energy field, right? Huh?]

[No way!!]

[Hahaha, Yan-jieโ€™s tone is like, โ€˜If I fail, Iโ€™ll just tear open the field and walk you all out the riverside,โ€™ hahaha.]

[Yeah right, how could that possibly happen QAQ]

After Jiang Yan left, the shed was half-empty.

Nothing left but people.

The twins and Yu Renwan sat together, Lan Lin folded her arms by the window, looking off after Jiang Yan; Mint Candy sidled over, โ€œThereโ€™s no way sheโ€™ll mess up.โ€

Lan Lin turned and teased, โ€œYou were the most negative about this plan, so why the pep talk now?โ€

Mint Candy stuck out her tongue: โ€œOnce you commit to a plan, you have to trust it.โ€

โ€œIt is what it is. Iโ€™m determined to have a hundred and ten percent hope for the future!โ€

Time ticked by.

It was close to eight thirty, and everyone was straining to hear any sound from outside. Rain was drizzling on the cattle penโ€™s roof; the night breeze was chilly and Shen Xiaoxiao pressed up against her sister.

โ€œJiang Yan-jie will be fine.โ€

She mumbled.

โ€œAnd even if sheโ€™s not, as long as Iโ€™m with you, Iโ€™ll be happy for us to even be buried together.โ€

Shen Huanhuan pinched her cheek, โ€œDonโ€™t say that.โ€

But Xiaoxiao just kept going, โ€œYou donโ€™t really want to be buried with me, do you?โ€

Huanhuan sighed, โ€œAsk me once Iโ€™m dead. Right now, no.โ€

Shen Xiaoxiao puffed up her cheeks to protest, wanting to add more, but just then a sweet chime filled the air above all of them and the words died on her lips.

The mood froze.

It was as if even the air refused to move.

Time ticked slowly by. At last, with the chime faded, a voice came from the broadcast:

โ€œDing dong. Congratulationsโ€”nine students have met the requirements for admission. The Entrance Ceremony will begin shortlyโ€”โ€

The voice cut off abruptly.

The female voice returned after a time.

โ€œAs the receiving teacher has died, the Entrance Ceremony is cancelled.โ€

โ€œAll students, please proceed to your dormitories; your roommates have been waiting.โ€

As the broadcast ended, the sign reading โ€œWuhai Secondary Schoolโ€ vanished from the roof.

A new sign appeared before them.

[Wuhai Girlsโ€™ School]

Jiang Yan exited the main building, supporting a black umbrella with one hand. Catching up to the group, she waved the nine clue slips taken from the calves.

โ€œCome onโ€”letโ€™s go to the dormitory.โ€

Tricked 084: A Short Poem
Tricked 086: The Traitor

How about something to motivate me to continue....

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