Damn! I Got Tricked By Her

Tricked 121: Mayfly

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Tricked 120: This Is a Return
Tricked 122: Yangzhou

As the last word slipped from Yu Renwan’s lips, the parkโ€™s broadcast system suddenly crackled with static.

A moment later, the crisp sound of birdsong covered the interference.

A palm-sized little swallow flew in from afar. After gliding in a spiral across the sky, it slowly landed on the bench before everyone.

โ€œAlthough the sixth question hasnโ€™t even started, your answer was correct.โ€

Its voice sounded like a four- or five-year-old girlโ€”soft and childish, the endings of phrases instinctively drawn out, the articulation not quite clear.

โ€œYouโ€™re all so fast at answering. Does this count as buzzing in ahead of time, I wonder?โ€

The little swallow cocked its head, watching everyone, waiting for them to respond.

Everyone was momentarily stunned, thrown by its graciously negotiative manner, but Jiang Yan quickly refuted it.

โ€œOf course not,โ€ she replied.

The swallow tapped its tiny claws, circled the bench twice, and finally, disappointed, stopped walking. โ€œAlright then.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™ve won, so I guess Iโ€™m finished.โ€

With that, it chirped several times up at the sky. The next second, the broadcast announced that question six was beginning.

Yu Renwan repeated her answer from before: โ€œโ€˜Pinocchio.โ€™โ€

Perhaps in response, the broadcast played a cheerful song. The little swallow gamely clapped its wings. โ€œEven though Iโ€™m a goner, congratulations!โ€

โ€œI must be really dumb. I thought the questions were impossibly hard!โ€

ใ€No, no, youโ€™re not dumb at all.ใ€‘

ใ€No one in the live stream got it right just now, so youโ€™re definitely not dumb, OK?ใ€‘

ใ€By the way, does anyone else think this little swallow seems… really innocent?ใ€‘

ใ€Agreed above. I thought all these yao were supposed to be fierce and bloodthirsty…ใ€‘

ใ€Surely there are good and bad yao. Not everything in the old texts is reliable.ใ€‘

ใ€True, Iโ€™ve heard that spirit monsters transformed from natureโ€”mountains, rivers, grasses, treesโ€”are pure of heart and simple-minded. The swallow seems that sort.ใ€‘

ใ€Waaah, Sister Yan and the others can finally leave! I remember when I learned Sister Yan hadnโ€™t seen cartoons, I felt like the sky was about to fallโ€”waaahใ€‘

ใ€Wait, everyone, stop. This little swallow seems off. Why does it seem clear-minded?ใ€‘

ใ€Eh??ใ€‘

ใ€Whatโ€ฆ What do you mean?ใ€‘

ใ€…Damn, right!! The guardian spirits arenโ€™t supposed to regain self-awareness until after someone clears the stage. But just now, question six hadnโ€™t even started; they answered correctly during the break between the fifth and sixth rounds. So even if they passed, it shouldnโ€™t count as clearing the level yet… The bird being clear-minded now makes sense, but why was it lucid just before!?ใ€‘

As the question was completed, all the railings in the animation section swung open, and dozens of animal mascots came rushing out. The prince and princess twirled in an embrace, a boy in a little top hat released all his balloons, and the cotton candy grandpa hung a โ€œClosedโ€ sign on his stall. The music fountains in the park burst into song, with uncountable colored bubbles bobbing through the sky.

All of it looked like a fairy tale.

Relief washed over everyoneโ€™s faces, though Jiang Yanโ€™s expression remained unchanged as she lowered her gaze to the clear-eyed little bird.

After a moment, she reached her hand out to the swallow, who understood and hopped lightly into her palm.

โ€œYou were never influenced by turbid qi?โ€ Jiang Yan asked.

The little bird pinched its claw, measuring out an antโ€™s width. โ€œJust a little.โ€

It explained, โ€œIn my first life I was a Mayfly, you see. Lived nine lifetimes with those memories, nine destinies all crowded into my soul this round. Whichever destiny I liked, I let it take the lead. It was so much fun that I started switching which of the nine ran my soul every day. But who knew I messed up, and somehow my soul split into nine parts. None of them wholeโ€”only together are they complete.โ€

โ€œAfter I died, the ninth was the first to turn corrupt and create the energy field. But I still had one, two, three… seven, eight left, all clean. Theyโ€™ve been slowly getting tainted, sure, but theyโ€™re more than enough to keep little nine suppressed~โ€

The swallowโ€™s lilting end note was unmistakable, the tone almost coquettish as it spoke.

Jiang Yan understood.

The condition for an energy fieldโ€™s formation was when turbid qi filled a spiritual body to overflowing, causing it to emit turbid qi outward. But in the swallowโ€™s case, there were nine incomplete spiritual bodies. It basically broke the rules: as soon as one fraction of its soul was saturated, the field formed.

But this kind of glitch ability was unique and impossible to replicateโ€”no ordinary being could have multiple incomplete souls, nor would anyone else retain all their former lifetimes’ destinies at once.

Jiang Yan considered this, then thought of a second issue.

If the swallow had been self-aware the entire time, then admitting people into the field must have been intentional. Besides the six puppet children born from it, the energy field had also taken in a married couple and several college studentsโ€”all of whom were now dead.

โ€œWhat exactly was your selection criteria for who you let in?โ€ Jiang Yan asked.

The bird was in good spirits, not the least impatient as it answered, hopping lively around.

โ€œFor criteria, well, first were the puppet children who could never be human again. Second, those who appeared near the abandoned park at 3 p.m. and had committed unforgivable crimes.โ€

โ€œUnforgivable crimes?โ€ Jiang Yan raised a brow.

โ€œMhm,โ€ the swallow answered earnestly. โ€œThey were really awful.โ€

โ€œThat couple hit a child drunk driving twenty years ago. The kid wasnโ€™t dead yetโ€”they stopped to check, saw no cameras around, and got back in, dragging the child for more than ten minutes before fleeing.โ€

โ€œThe news reported that the child died horribly. The childโ€™s grandpa suffered a heart attack at the scene.โ€

โ€œAnd those college studentsโ€”they were scum too. Right before graduation, they were interning at the same company. At a company dinner, they forced a girl to drink. On her way home, she fell in a river and drowned.โ€

โ€œShe might not have died if it werenโ€™t for them. They saw her fall but did nothing. That girl was excellent, always praised by the mentor leading them. Human jealousy is terrifyingโ€”the desire to kill, too.โ€

โ€œIโ€™ve never bullied my kind. Theyโ€™re nothing like me.โ€

Hearing this, Zhao Kepu, whoโ€™d just been celebrating, paused and looked over at the bird.

The little swallow went on cheerfully:

โ€œAll these things, Mama Ding told me.โ€

โ€œAfter death, Mama Ding became her daughterโ€™s guardian spirit and came in with Ding Fuya. Sheโ€™s amazingโ€”can see other peopleโ€™s memories. If any villains entered the abandoned park, sheโ€™d tell me so I could pull them into the energy field.โ€

โ€œBut youโ€™re an exception,โ€ the swallow added, crossing its feet and awkwardly scratching its head with its claw. โ€œMama Ding said you guys were strongโ€”if I didnโ€™t catch you, others just like you would come, over and over, and eventually youโ€™d break in anyway.โ€

โ€œAndโ€ฆโ€ The bird flapped its wings, some confusion flickering in its eyes.

Jiang Yan: โ€œAnd what?โ€

โ€œMama Ding said what we were doing couldnโ€™t last. Punishing the wicked is satisfying, but now weโ€™re just… just butchers! Thatโ€™s not goodโ€”someone ought to punish us.โ€

โ€œAnd then you came,โ€ the swallow chattered. โ€œIโ€™m going to be punished!โ€

This bird was like a brainless optimistโ€”just a couple of minutes ago, it was dejected over their victory, but now it spoke with cheerful acceptance of its imminent dispersal.

โ€œIโ€™m brave. Iโ€™m not afraid.โ€ It puffed out its chest.

The smiles faded from the psychicsโ€™ faces.

ใ€Itโ€ฆ It doesnโ€™t seem to have done anything truly bad?ใ€‘

ใ€Seems that wayโ€ฆใ€‘

ใ€This little spirit is so cute, and seems so young QAQใ€‘

Jiang Yan watched the swallow bouncing about in her palm, thinking it was more like a tiny sparrow, or maybe a hyperactive one.

โ€œI have another question,โ€ she said.

The swallow magnanimously waved a wing. โ€œAsk as much as you like!โ€

โ€œReincarnation through nine lives as a Mayfly is spoken of only in legend. What is it really like? And how did you choose those parentsโ€”why only grant them children?โ€ Jiang Yan asked.

The swallow tilted its head in thought, then plopped down in her hand.

โ€œLet me thinkโ€ฆโ€

It showed a contemplative look, but in truth, hardly needed to. After less than two seconds, it lifted its claws. โ€œThis starts with how unlucky Mayflies are, and how lucky I am.โ€

โ€œWe are terribly unlucky.โ€ The swallow declared.

โ€œThough we drift long at the lake bottom, our only chance to see daylight is for a single day. Mayflies are the smallest yao in existenceโ€”no bigger than a fingernail, bright greenโ€”and only ever get one chance at a soul.โ€

โ€œWe wait quietly at the lakebed for the perfect moment to rise to the surface, seeking the meaning of life. Only by earning merit can we gain a soul and be eligible for reincarnation. But humans never see us, so how can we gain merit?โ€

โ€œNo Mayfly had ever gained a soulโ€”yet we kept trying, again and again, never giving up.โ€

โ€œI had no parents, nor siblings. The mud at the lakebed birthed me. It couldnโ€™t speak; the Mayflies couldnโ€™t either. Every day on the lake bottom was lonely, but I held to tradition, burying myself in mud, waiting for the day to surface.โ€

โ€œThat day finally came.โ€ The swallowโ€™s face grew wistful. โ€œIt was the Spring Equinoxโ€”the gentlest day of the year.โ€

Little Yu Renwan curiously raised her hand. โ€œWhy is the Spring Equinox the gentlest day?โ€

The swallow replied matter-of-factly, โ€œBecause itโ€™s so warm! It was my first taste of sunlight, and sunlight is wonderful!โ€

Little Yu Renwan looked suddenly enlightened.

The swallow carried on: โ€œThat day was so happy. At dawn, I floated to the surface. First light shone on me, turning my young green into shining emerald. The dewdrops fell from the leaves, plopping onto my head. A little black fish came to eat me, bit my thin wings. I struggled desperately and finally escaped its mouth.โ€

โ€œBut of course, I didnโ€™t hate that fishโ€”my wings were useless anyway; I couldnโ€™t fly. With or without them, I could still float across the lake. All morning I drifted from one shore to the other.โ€

โ€œOn the far side, I met an old couple.โ€

โ€œGrandpa had lost a leg in the war; grandma was in poor health, too. They hobbled together to the lakeside. From their conversation, I learned their eldest son fell fifteen years before, the second ten years ago, and just two days ago, they received a letter saying their youngest was dead too.โ€

โ€œThey held a stack of letters, sitting by the water. Grandpa slowly read aloud, grandma listened intently. The letters spanned many yearsโ€”messages from all three sons, talking about full bellies, good health. The youngest liked to write poems, all soldierโ€™s verse, likely not very good; grandpa would laugh as he read, and grandma laughed with him.โ€

โ€œI listened all afternoon. Other Mayflies drifted by to listen too,โ€ the swallow said, emphasizing, โ€œbut I was the closest. I liked them best.โ€

โ€œWhen the letters were done, they stared out over the lake.โ€

โ€œI had nothing better to do, so I kept them company. The lake grass tickled me; the sun warmed me all over. I saw the old couple weeping, grandpa thumping his empty pant leg, saying he was just a burden. He wished theyโ€™d grown old together, surrounded by children, but nowโ€ฆhe apologized to grandma, saying heโ€™d never cried before, held it in the previous two times, but this was his last childโ€”he couldnโ€™t take it anymore.โ€

โ€œAs he spoke, he leaned on his cane and tried to step into the lake. Water soaked his pants. Grandma hurried to stop him, but he was stubborn, wouldnโ€™t budge, scared off all the fish. Curious, I floated closer.โ€

โ€œAndโ€”guess what happened next?โ€

Jiang Yan curved her lips teasingly, โ€œWere you kicked away?โ€

โ€œNo! Grandma picked me up!โ€ The swallowโ€™s delight made its voice chirp clear.

โ€œGrandma held me close, then at armโ€™s length, and finally decided I was a wingless Mayfly. She held me up to grandpa, said, โ€˜Even a wingless Mayfly can float freeโ€”how can you, sixty-plus, just give up?โ€™โ€

Here, the bird couldnโ€™t help remarking, โ€œBut itโ€™s not the same! Winged or not, I can never fly, but grandpa really canโ€™t run without a leg.โ€

โ€œBut grandpa didnโ€™t walk further into the lake,โ€ it continued.

โ€œGrandma said there was a little girl in the village whoโ€™d lost her mother at birth. Her father died in the war not long ago, only a frail great-grandma left at home. The girl wasnโ€™t even half-grown and was already tending the stove. Poor thingโ€”if they went and asked, she would come live with them.โ€

โ€œGrandma added that the girlโ€™s father had been close friends with her youngest. Heโ€™d even held the child once. Now that all three sons had died for their country, she said, might as well be even more giving and raise the girl, earn some merit for the next life.โ€

โ€œโ€˜It gives us something to hold on to, after all,โ€™โ€ the swallow echoed grandmaโ€™s tone.

Everyone was rapt, quietly waiting for more. Little Jiang Yan, seeing no one else rushing the story, couldnโ€™t help pressing, โ€œAnd then?โ€

The swallow chirped twice, closed its eyes, and spun around; the happy memory sent it turning faster and faster in Jiang Yanโ€™s palm until it grew dizzy and flopped down.

Its voice grew quieter, like sharing a secret:

โ€œ…And then I transcended.โ€

โ€œAfter the old couple left, I waited quietly for sunset, but when the sun went down, I did not.โ€

โ€œMy spirit floated up.โ€

โ€œI became the first Mayfly to earn merit. The first with a soul. I reincarnated, becoming a legend.โ€

The swallow counted off its reincarnations with a claw: โ€œSecond life, I was a dandelion. Year after year, sprouting anew, sending my fluffy seeds out on the wind, until one day a rabbit dug me up and ate me. I lived three whole years that timeโ€”long for me, Iโ€™d never dared imagine such a lifespan.โ€

โ€œThird, I was a thistle in the desert. The rude wind and sand blew at my face for years. I finally lost patience, spat at them, but the wind just blew it all back at me. I couldnโ€™t stand my own spit! But I lived six years then, so I forgave the wind and sand.โ€

โ€œFourth, a white dove. So unluckyโ€”I was beautiful, clean, but war broke out and I became a carrier pigeon, back and forth with messages until I nearly dropped from exhaustion. If I hadnโ€™t been so patriotic, Iโ€™d have quit long before. That time I lived seven years, then was killed by an arrowโ€”damn those archers!โ€

โ€œFifth, I was a flowerโ€”a little blossom whose name I never learned. I was dazzling in the sun; snakes and bears all loved sleeping beside me and protecting me. In the end, a snake accidentally poisoned me, and though I didnโ€™t blame it, it wept and wept by my withered petals.โ€

โ€œSixth, I was a pear tree. The village children loved to climb me. My pears were deliciousโ€”the county magistrateโ€™s family, especially his daughter, loved them. I saw her born, grow up, marry, have children, then watched over her children, and their children, and their childrenโ€™s childrenโ€ฆโ€

โ€œI lived over a hundred years then. At last, a locust plague ended me.โ€

โ€œSeventh, I was a river,โ€ the swallow said, sounding a bit weary, smacking its beak.

Little Jiang Yan, eager for story time, offered her cup. The bird happily pecked at the water, drank its fill, coughed a bit, and went on: โ€œI became a river.โ€

โ€œI never reached the sea, always flowed through the mountains. But I was importantโ€”three villages depended on me. Villagers brought cattle and sheep to drink, and children swam all summerโ€”those little boys had no shame! I was a girl, you know. How dare they?โ€

โ€œBut I was a good-hearted riverโ€”several times I saved drowning children, and lifted them to shore.โ€

โ€œThen came a drought. After three hundred years, I dried up.โ€

โ€œAfter that came my eighth lifeโ€”a mountain. I lived a thousand years, became a yao, but was too afraid to take human form. Too many people lived on my slopesโ€”if I left, theyโ€™d lose their home.โ€

โ€œIn that life, I recognized two old peopleโ€”so familiar. When they came to my mountain, already feeble, I realized they were grandpa and grandma from my first life. They grew old together on my hill, and I covered their bodies with autumn leaves.โ€

โ€œI shouldnโ€™t have waited for them to find meโ€”I should have gone to seek them.โ€

โ€œAfter 1,500 years, the mountain was developed, and I eagerly met my ninth life. I heard a voice in the sky askโ€”what do you wish to be now? I could choose for myself.โ€

โ€œI thought for a long, long time. In the end, I decided to be a swallow,โ€ the bird said, โ€œbecause people say swallows bring good fortune to the families they nest in. I wanted to return to my benefactors, build a nest, and let all know they were good people.โ€

โ€œSo, did you nest at their house?โ€ Jiang Yan asked.

The swallow nodded joyously. โ€œMm!โ€

โ€œFor Yangzhou, dad and mom were still married. I searched anxiously for them, but they didnโ€™t drive me away. They stroked my feathers and let me nest under their eaves.โ€

Jiang Yan more or less grasped the rest.

The swallow noticed the couple longed for a child but remained childless, so it used its innate talent to bless them with oneโ€”Yangzhou.

But the truth was more complicated.

The swallow said, โ€œThey wanted a baby so much, but when I asked the voice in the sky, it said those two were fated to be childlessโ€”it couldnโ€™t be forced.โ€

โ€œA Mayfly in its ninth life can pick its innate power. As long as itโ€™s not mastering time-space, anything goesโ€”controlling wind and rain, weightlessness or freezing, even great powers left by ancient monsters in Classic of Mountains and Seas without heirs. I could choose any of them.โ€

โ€œBut I didnโ€™t want power. I just wanted to give my benefactors their wish.โ€

โ€œThe voice said I was squandering the chance, but I persisted. I did get my giftโ€”in the end, I could sense the longing of parents for children, and bestow a child on those who wished hardest. Theyโ€™d bear a puppet, but it would seem humanโ€”having thoughts and feelings, able to be moved or hurt.โ€

โ€œIf the puppets sensed their parentsโ€™ love, theyโ€™d truly become human on their eighth birthday, gaining a soul. If not, theyโ€™d grow ever more puppet-like, and Iโ€™d have to take them back.โ€

At this, the once-cheerful swallow suddenly fell silent.

It hesitated, looked around, and slowly bowed its head.

After a while, it spoke, a little timidly: โ€œUp till now, Iโ€™ve blessed thirteen people, and taken back six children.โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t understand humans.โ€

Tricked 120: This Is a Return
Tricked 122: Yangzhou
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