Damn! I Got Tricked By Her

Tricked 127: Cangnan Funeral Home

Tricked 126: Vermilion Mark
Tricked 128: Entry

Jiang Yan and Mu Wang walked for a long time.

As they neared home, Jiang Yan stopped at the night market to buy a serving of chilled noodles mixed with grilled potatoes.

โ€œTwenty skewers of pork belly, two grilled sausages, and an order of cabbage in foil,โ€ she said as she glanced around during the wait, pointing at the barbecue stall. โ€œI can finish all that myself. Add anything else you want.โ€

Mu Wang pulled on a hat and adjusted his mask, obediently heading over to wait in line at the barbecue stand.

Fifteen minutes later, the two sat at a greasy little roadside table.

Mu Wang pulled out a napkin and wiped down the table in front of Jiang Yan, then, on her prompting, bought two iced colas.

It was already past ten at night. The Jiangcheng night market was filled with people whoโ€™d worked hard all dayโ€”bricklayers in sweat-soaked clothes, cleaners still in their uniforms, and plenty of high schoolers just out of evening study, now gathered at food stalls for late-night snacks.

After the trouble in the outskirts of Jiangcheng, many had been afraid to go out, but now it had been over a month, and life had clearly returned to normal.

Peopleโ€™s faces were lively with the energy of everyday life.

Jiang Yan recalled the conversation sheโ€™d overheard earlier in the Supernatural Administration Bureauโ€™s lobby. While she was waiting with Mu Wang on those lobby chairs, a team nearby was discussing the state of Huaguo. Their voices were loud enough for Jiang Yan to catch every word.

The internal situation in Huaguo was now much better than when the energy fields had first started appearing.

Thanks to the influx of ordinary people from all walks of life, the logical difficulty of the energy fields had dropped dramatically. Under the careful selection of the Supernatural Administration Bureau, these recruits included young professors from research institutes, doctors of logic, scholars of the I Ching, teachers, doctors, nurses, firefighters, lawyers, police officers, salespeople, and many others.

Once the location of an energy field was determined, the Bureau would contact top performers in relevant fields, have them sign confidentiality agreements, and put them through physical exams, stress training, and a variety of simulated horror scenarios.

Whatโ€™s more, Huaguo had seen the first energy field resolved entirely by ordinary people.

โ€”The Yanshan Energy Field.

It was said that five high school seniors solved it. They were a study group: two routinely ranked in the top ten of their school, two were average students, and one was always at the bottom. One night after a study session, they decided to take a shortcut home since it was late, and inadvertently stumbled into a newly formed energy field less than half an hour old.

While the Bureau team waited anxiously outside, expecting to be pulled in at the appointed time the next morning, the field vanished on its own and the five students walked out safe and sound.

The five emerged still in shock, their uniforms wrinkled, and one with blood streaming down his calf. But as soon as they came to their senses, they didnโ€™t break down or go into traumaโ€”they just worried about getting their injured friend to a hospital.

A psychic skilled at healing treated him on the spot; the bleeding stopped and the scar vanished, leaving the students dumbfounded.

After the Bureau staff explained the situation, the students not only promised to keep it secret, they also expressed their desire to join the Bureau after their college entrance exams, saying they wanted to do what they couldโ€”even in a temporary capacity.

So far, the Bureau had not accepted.

The case caused a sensation within the Bureauโ€”not only because none of the kids were psychics, but because none of them were experts in any field. They were just ordinary people.

Some were good students, and some werenโ€™t.

From them, the Bureau saw the future of the ordinary person: as long as there was trust and cooperation, survival was possible.

Ever since, the atmosphere inside the Bureau grew much lighter. The number of people fixated on doom and gloom sharply declined. Sometimes, all it takes is one small spark to reignite the will to surviveโ€”and at that point, the psychicsโ€™ morale was at rock bottom. All they needed was an opportunity for a comeback.

Thinking of all this, Jiang Yan stabbed a potato chunk and lifted it to her mouth.

Undeniably, she thought,

Humans could be greedy and selfishโ€”like Jiang He, Zhang Chenxi, Meng Zhaolin.

But also so full of life.

Like so many people.

From ancient times to now, the collective will of humankind always strives forward.

Jiang Yan finished her potatoes and slowly picked at another.

โ€œThe rate at which energy fields form should double or triple next month.โ€

โ€œIf He Qingyuan does restrain himself, and the others stop targeting me,โ€ Jiang Yan said offhandedly, โ€œI could help mankind resolve a few tricky energy fields. If we canโ€™t break through from inside, weโ€™ll break in from outside.โ€

โ€œAs long as the moneyโ€™s good.โ€

Mu Wang, picking at the cabbage in foil, looked up. โ€œHow much does Sister want to save?โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t know,โ€ Jiang Yan replied. โ€œThe more the better, I suppose.โ€

Mu Wang nodded solemnly.

He understood why Jiang Yan liked to save money.

Jiang countryโ€™s land was unfit for farming. The Red Creek Empress had loved hoarding wealth in life, always afraid thereโ€™d be famine or war and the people would go without. As a child, Jiang Yan followed her example and was quite the hoarder herself.

Jiang Yan quickly changed the subject.

โ€œBy the way, see if thereโ€™s a 24-hour photo studio nearbyโ€”a print shop is fine, too.โ€

Mu Wang immediately nodded. He sent a little flower floating around to scout and located a still-open photo studio about 300 meters away.

After dinner, they went and had their instant camera photos scanned and enlarged.

The staff sent a high-resolution version to Jiang Yanโ€™s phone, and she promptly shared it in the group chat.

Shen Xiaoxiao was the first to reply, sending a bowing otter emoji.

[Hehe, I thought youโ€™d forgotten, Sister Jiang Yan!]

[A photo with my younger selfโ€”I want to frame it and hang it right in the middle of my bedroom!]

Jiang Yan smiled. After printing the photo, she stopped to buy a minimalist wooden frame and put the picture in it.

Once home, Jiang Yan placed the framed photo next to the TV.

After nearly two days without rest, she was exhausted. She washed up and went straight to bed, but before she could sleep, Mu Wangโ€™s voice came from outside the doorโ€”her phone had just vibrated, he said, and he didnโ€™t know who it was.

Jiang Yan came out of the bedroom and picked up her phone from the coffee table.

It was a text from Pingping.

The message said that He Qingyuan had just woken up, but quickly lost consciousness again. For a few minutes, though, heโ€™d managed to give her some instructions.

[His voice was so low. I had to put my ear to his lips to make it out.]

Pingping wrote: [It was about Cangnan Funeral Home.]

[He said weโ€™re all wrong. All our previous assumptions were wrong. The funeral home itself isnโ€™t the energy fieldโ€”the funeral home contains a separate space inside, and thatโ€™s where the true energy field is.]

[Before, everyone investigated the cremated bodies in the funeral home, the deceased members of staff, even relatives of former employees who had died, but none of this information is any use.]

[Cangnan Funeral Homeโ€™s energy field is an extremely unusual case.]

Pingping explained: [Every year on the Ghost Festival, the Ghost Gate opens at a random location, letting ghosts still in the cycle of reincarnation return to the human world for a visit, to see their living families. Once the day is over, the ghosts are pulled back through the gate, continuing to wait for rebirth.]

[But sometimes a ghostโ€™s obsessions intensifyโ€”maybe after seeing loved ones in grief, or enemies still at ease, for whatever reason. Their attachment ties them to the living world. The tug-of-war between obsession and the closing Ghost Gate sometimes leaves entities on this side, stranded when the gate closes.]

[Cangnan Funeral Home was the Ghost Gate last year on Ghost Festival.]

[So, after the gate closed, one such ghost chose a space in the funeral home as its energy field.]

[The most difficult partโ€”]

Pingping recited He Qingyuanโ€™s words: [Because ghosts queue in the cycle for sixty or seventy years, this one likely died decades ago.]

[It could have died in any of those years. Its life and death may have had nothing to do with Cangnan, perhaps it never even set foot there. The energy field it created could take any form at all, far beyond our assumption that it must relate to the funeral home alone.]

[The Bureau canโ€™t offer any information.]

[Because the funeral home is just a shell concealing the true, unknown energy field.]

Jiang Yan pondered for a moment, then replied, โ€œUnderstood.โ€

Pingping continued: [As for how to clear the Cangnan Funeral Home, He Qingyuan glimpsed only one phrase.]

[โ€˜The starting point is the only way out.โ€™]

Pingping speculated in the chat: [Feels like one of those death gamesโ€”the visible exit is a decoy, and the real exit is back at the start.]

Jiang Yan lowered her gaze. โ€œThatโ€™s too simple.โ€

[I checked the forum over dinner: the last team led by the Abbot of Penglai had the perfect lineup. They had strong reasoning, healers, diviners, offense, defenseโ€”they were all veterans. Thereโ€™s no way such a little trick would stump them.]

[There must be another meaning to those words.]

Pingping agreed.

He Qingyuanโ€™s premonitions werenโ€™t omnipotent; he could only glimpse a corner of the future and receive one line of guidance from the Heavenly Dao. The special nature and difficulty of Cangnan Funeral Home was already clear. There was no way to discuss and plan the solution in advance.

No more needed to be said.

After saying goodnight, Jiang Yan set down her phone and let herself sink into the soft bed.

She slowly drifted into a deep sleep.

*

Three days later, the Supernatural Administration Bureau published a notice on the Red Pillow official site.

In short, there were just two sentences:

[Red Pillowโ€™s] next episode would enter Cangnan Funeral Home; the new member would be Pingping.

The official statement read: โ€œDue to site restrictions, this mission cannot be livestreamed. [Red Pillow] has accompanied everyone from springโ€™s start to the end of summer, and now the journey nears its close.โ€

โ€œFor this mission, there is an unconditional right to withdraw, but as of this announcement, no member has chosen to leave after learning the destination.โ€

โ€œThough the mountains are high and rivers long, we will meet again someday.โ€

After reading the notice, Jiang Yan stood up.

The Supernatural Administration Bureau had asked everyone to come to the Bureau to collect prizesโ€”not only were there awards for team ranking, but also for clearing two energy fields. With rewards stacking together, the group was granted special access to the Yao Management Department.

Jiang Yan arrived at the little red building of the Yao Management Department, where the others were already waiting.

She glanced at her phoneโ€”she hadnโ€™t arrived lateโ€”then followed Jiang Yuqing into the main hall.

Once on the second floor, Jiang Yuqing opened the storage warehouse for them.

Except for Jiang Yan and Jiang Yuqing, none of the others had visited this vault before, and as the doors swung open, every one of them wore a look of sheer astonishment.

Hundreds of rare beasts and supernatural creatures swirled in twenty-centimeter-high glass jars, sending dazzling streaks of light spinning through the air.

Even seeing it a second time, it was still hauntingly beautiful.

Jiang Yan marveled for a moment, then looked around.

Compared to her last visit, dozens of runes were missing from the shelvesโ€”since there were only a few hundred in total, the emptiness was striking.

Jiang Yuqing carefully explained the origin of these runes.

Yu Renwan instinctively glanced at Jiang Yan, who gave her a little nod, letting her know the source of her rune.

After finishing her explanation, Jiang Yuqing continued:

โ€œAll the Top 30 psychics on the site have already come in to claim their prizes, and several outstanding psychics came after the recent energy field outbreak to pick as well. There are five hundred and seventy-two runes left.โ€

โ€œThereโ€™s plenty of time. Choose carefully.โ€

Runes were categorically graded by power, and the more energy fields solved, the more runes a person could choose. With two fields cleared as a team, plus the team ranking, each person could select runes equivalent to clearing three fields.

Everyone immediately went over to the relevant cabinet.

Inside were more than eighty runes. Shen Xiaoxiao gasped nonstop as she browsed, finally choosing a defensive rune.

[Can ignore any spiritual entity attack three times.]

[If used by a Yao of the same type, can greatly upgrade its ability.]

Jiang Yan made a circuit and found exactly what she needed: a rune formed from a lizard Yao.

[Can fill a Yao up to three thousand years old with full power in thirty seconds.]

[If used by a Yao of the same type, can greatly upgrade its ability.]

Jiang Yan herself was close to three thousand years, but with the power of the dragon vein, her body had reached six thousand.

Six thousand wasnโ€™t simply double three thousand; this rune could restore about a quarter of her Yao power.

Jiang Yanโ€™s purpose for picking it was clearโ€”

She wanted an insurance policy.

If it ever came to breaking through an energy field by force, her power would be instantly depleted. She had to be able to recover quickly to deal with emergencies or defend if attacked.

Yu Renwan picked a rune for her motherโ€”a soul-nourishing oneโ€”instead of for herself.

Shen Huanhuan picked a precognition-type rune.

This was the best one in the cabinetโ€”a three-thousand-eight-hundred-year-old black turtle had formed it.

[Can see three minutes into the future, usable three times.]

[If Yao energy is provided, the rune can be reused.]

[Note: The rune must be kept in clear water; out of water, it loses effect.]

Shen Huanhuan hugged the round-mouthed rune bottle and explained, โ€œMy right eyeโ€™s already hollow. Iโ€™ll have my master fill it with water and put this rune inside. That way I just have to speak the incantation to use it without finding the rune again.โ€

Shen Xiaoxiao: โ€œโ€ฆโ€

โ€œSister, must you sound so calm talking about such disturbing stuff…โ€

She looked at Jiang Yan, hoping sheโ€™d talk her sister out of it, but Jiang Yan fully supported Huanhuan.

โ€œThatโ€™s fine,โ€ she said.

โ€œThere wonโ€™t be any living people in Cangnan Funeral Home. No need to worry whoโ€™s human and whoโ€™s ghost. Your right eyeโ€™s ability needs an upgradeโ€”precognition is perfect.โ€

Shen Xiaoxiao quickly said, โ€œBut you can only use it three times! After that youโ€™ll have to take it outโ€”itโ€™ll hurt all over again!โ€

Jiang Yan: โ€œMaybe itโ€™ll grant permanent precognition. You never know.โ€

โ€œIf a Yao is willing to help, all the better.โ€

Shen Xiaoxiao recalled the sweet, kind little swallow Yao and the smug little black pigeon, and accepted the idea.

โ€œI hope that pigeon likes moneyโ€ฆ I wonder if ten million per use is enough? Well, price is negotiable. How will I find it anyway, should I stake out the Bureau lobby?โ€

Jiang Yan: โ€œ.โ€

โ€œTen million per use?โ€

Shen Xiaoxiao nodded emphatically. โ€œDo you know where the pigeon is, Sister Jiang Yan?โ€

Jiang Yan: โ€œNo, but donโ€™t pay so freely. I know some more reliable Yao.โ€

Shen Xiaoxiao: โ€œRoger that!โ€

Pingping didnโ€™t need any runes, so she didnโ€™t come. Once everyone had chosen, Jiang Yuqing got straight to business:

โ€œThe Sea of Seeking Blessings behind Cangnanโ€”thatโ€™s where the funeral home ghosts habitually dump bodies. Three more ordinary corpses were found there this morning, all killed differently.โ€

โ€œSenior leadership want you to enter as soon as possible. I want to knowโ€”are you ready? Can we go in soon?โ€

The previously light mood paused for a moment.

But soon everyone exchanged looks and nodded.

Shen Huanhuan: โ€œEverything at home is settled.โ€

Shen Xiaoxiao: โ€œI helped my sister get ready!โ€

Yu Renwan raised her rune. โ€œIโ€™ll give this to my mom, then Iโ€™m good any time.โ€

Jiang Yan muttered, โ€œI never had much to arrange.โ€

Jiang Yuqing sighed. โ€œThen two oโ€™clock tomorrow afternoon. Iโ€™ll collect you all and weโ€™ll go to Cangnan.โ€

No one objected.

โ€ฆ

Time passed quickly.

As another sunset and sunrise came and went, Jiang Yan packed her luggage, left her recently purchased apartment, and set out.

Mu Wang wanted Jiang Yan to take some freshly baked cookies, but after nibbling a few by the door, Jiang Yan didnโ€™t bring them.

โ€œTheyโ€™ll probably turn into old-fashioned cakes once we go in. Iโ€™ll eat them when Iโ€™m back.โ€

Jiang Yan picked up her bag to leave, but Mu Wangโ€™s expression was downright pitiful, tears hanging from his lashes and nose, about to fall at any second. Jiang Yan crossed her arms and waited for him to finish wiping his face before heading out.

Once everyone had arrived, Jiang Yuqing closed the van door.

She opened her enormous 32-inch suitcase and handed out stacks of local specialties from various provinces.

โ€œThese are gifts from other psychics.โ€

โ€œA snack if you get hungry on the road.โ€

โ€œAnd theseโ€”โ€ Jiang Yuqing produced a thick sheaf of runes from a separate compartment, distributing themโ€”โ€œthey asked me to pass these along too. I checked, thereโ€™s all kinds. Take them.โ€

Shen Huanhuan accepted them for the group, then sorted out more than a dozen each for everyone.

Jiang Yan couldnโ€™t make sense of their use, but Yu Renwan could.

She whispered, โ€œThese are all really good runesโ€”one is even lost to history. I wonder who gave itโ€ฆ So generous.โ€

Jiang Yuqing heard, and volunteered, โ€œThat oneโ€™s from Lan Lin.โ€

โ€œHer master gave it to her as a reward. When she heard you were going in, she asked me to give it to you.โ€

Shen Xiaoxiao couldnโ€™t help sighing. โ€œWhat a wonderful person.โ€

โ€œNo wonder she has a guardian cat spirit.โ€

The others chuckled, remembering how Shen Xiaoxiao had tried to manipulate the little cat Yao.

At the airport, they boarded a plane and flew more than five hours to Cangnan.

The journey passed in silence.

Stepping off the plane, they were greeted by thick, humid air.

It was raining lightly. The damp night seemed close to dissolving, the sky shrouded in cloud and mistโ€”yet a few stars still peeked through.

Beautiful.

They followed Jiang Yuqing with their luggage to the designated vehicle, then after half an hourโ€™s drive, got off again.

Cangnan Funeral Home appeared before them.

Its creaky, wind-battered iron gate swung back and forth. Through its rusty bars, the main hall looked like a black holeโ€”nothing hung in the center, its shrine table strewn with skinny white candles, wax pools long since dried and blackened.

White curtains billowed high in the wind, ballooning as if something was wrapped up inside. The wind was so strong that the white funerary banner trailed along the floor, with faint block letters reading, โ€œMr. So-and-so.โ€

Jiang Yuqing said, โ€œItโ€™s been abandoned for two years. People used to come every month to clean, but now no one dares.โ€

โ€œThe local authorities donโ€™t want to tamper with these places, so the funeral homeโ€™s just been standing alone all this time.โ€

She checked her phone.

โ€œSeven minutes left.โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t think weโ€™ve ever had a group photo togetherโ€ฆ Shall we snap one?โ€

Jiang Yan couldnโ€™t help but laugh. โ€œLetโ€™s save that for later.โ€

Jiang Yuqing pressed her lips together, and laughed too. โ€œRightโ€ฆ Later, then. Another time.โ€

As the hour approached, they all waved and pushed open the iron gate, stepping into the main hall.

Perhaps it was only their imagination, but while the time wasnโ€™t quite up, as soon as they entered, an icy chill seeped in. The wind outside seemed to strengthen suddenly, the white curtains clawing at the air. They brushed over each personโ€™s face in turn, blocking their vision.

Seconds later, bone-deep cold invaded their skulls. They each heard, vaguely, a โ€œclang.โ€

It started soft, but swelled over thirty seconds until it was louder and louderโ€”

โ€œClangโ€”โ€”โ€

โ€œClangโ€”โ€”โ€

Two minutes later, the sound had stunned everyone unconscious. When they woke, they were standing in an endless, blank expanse.

A world stretched as far as the eye could see.

A boundless whitenessโ€”

As if the world had been painted over in white.

The only color was a golden Buddha, towering as high as the sky itself. The Buddhaโ€™s face was compassionate; a thousand hands fanned out behind it, each in a different mudra. One hand extended low toward them, palm up, as if showing them something.

Theyโ€™d never seen anything like it. After a momentโ€™s shock, they began walking toward the giant figure.

Though it looked distant, it took only a few minutes to reach.

The statue was so tall, the hand so high, that none of them could reach. In the end it was Pingping who scrambled up and perched on the Buddhaโ€™s outstretched palm.

โ€œAnything up there?โ€ Jiang Yan called up.

Pingping hollered, โ€œNo.โ€

The Buddhaโ€™s palm was hugeโ€”she could easily stretch out and thereโ€™d still be room. Crawling around for a while, she finally pinched a grain of sand.

โ€œItโ€™s spotless up here, except for thisโ€”โ€

Before Pingping finished, two lines of black text slowly floated into everyoneโ€™s view.

[In a single grain of sand, a world;]

[In an instant, a hundred years.]

The lines hovered in the air. Shen Xiaoxiao stared, double-checking for several seconds, then dazedly reached outโ€”her hand swept through the text, finding nothing there.

Shen Xiaoxiao: ?

โ€œWhat is this?โ€

She turned to the others. โ€œYou guys see this?โ€

โ€œWe see it.โ€

Shen Huanhuan considered for a moment, hesitantly: โ€œThis feels a bit like one of those virtual gamesโ€”like, when you walk around and trigger an info point, a box pops up on screen with a clueโ€ฆโ€

Right on cue, as if Shen Huanhuanโ€™s words had triggered the information point, the two-line text vanished, replaced by a new message everyone could see.

[Of all the thousands of matters in the world, few are up to you. Here, life and death are uncertain; fortune is disaster.]

[Please choose carefullyโ€”]

[1. Wipe your memory and leave.]

[2. Enter Lingren Village.]

Tricked 126: Vermilion Mark
Tricked 128: Entry

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