Damn! I Got Tricked By Her

Tricked 070: Last Words

Tricked 069: The Return of Terror
Tricked 071: The Fifth Round

When Jiang Yan got home, Mu Wang had already drifted back.

He showed no sign of his recent scuffle, lying very properly on the living room sofa, and when Jiang Yan entered, he perked up his petals and pretended nothing had happened.

โ€œGood morning, Sis!โ€

Wanting to be closer, he floated over to the durian, but as soon as he lay down, he got pricked.

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€

The little peach blossom forced a smile and wriggled himself over a bit.

โ€œWhat would Sis like for lunch?โ€

Jiang Yan eyed him for a moment, her expression unreadable. Mu Wangโ€™s petals only grew redder.

Jiang Yan: โ€œHad enough fun fighting?โ€

The little peach blossom instantly turned from pink to white.

โ€œStโ€”still alrightโ€ฆโ€

Jiang Yan nodded, went to her bedroom to change. Mu Wang dumbly stayed on the durian, now feeling just an aching head and shame.

Got caught bullying a little yao right after doing it.

He was done for.

When Jiang Yan returned in pajamas, she saw the following scene:

The little peach blossom was desperately burying his face in the durian, gagging from the smell while wiping away his tears.

Jiang Yan frowned. โ€œWhat are you doing?โ€

Mu Wang: โ€œIโ€™m punishing myself.โ€

Jiang Yan exhaled.

โ€œAlright, move aside,โ€ she pointed at the durian, โ€œI want to open it.โ€

So even the durian was more important than him now.

The little peach blossom retreated timidly.

Jiang Yan took up the scissors, following the video tutorial and prying open a section under her faint anticipation, only to reveal a piece of flesh barely bigger than a durian candy.

Jiang Yan: โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€

The peach blossom tried to reassure her: โ€œThereโ€™s always hope with the next one!โ€

So Jiang Yan opened another.

This time, it was even smaller than a durian candy.

Jiang Yan: โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€

Mu Wang: โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€

Jiang Yan stabbed the scissors into the durian. The segments split at once, all the flesh turned out, altogether still smaller than her palm.

The pressure around Jiang Yan dropped to frightening levels.

The little peach blossom lay prone on the table, not daring to speak.

After a long while, Jiang Yan said softly, โ€œOne hundred and twenty.โ€

Mu Wang: โ€œAre you calling for an ambulance, Sis?โ€

Jiang Yan: โ€œNo, that durian cost me 120.โ€

โ€œItโ€™s alright, Sis,โ€ Mu Wang tried to comfort her, โ€œI made a lot of money this week, I can buy eight thousand three hundred thirty-three durians.โ€

Jiang Yan: โ€œItโ€™s not the same.โ€

The little blossom propped his chin, pondering how to cheer her up. After much thinking, he set the feather heโ€™d stolen from the black pigeon on his head, mimicked a birdโ€™s walk for Jiang Yan.

He wobbled around a while, then used his petals to hug the much taller feather, spinning in circles on one leg before Jiang Yan.

Who knows how many rounds he madeโ€”finally, exhausted, the little blossom slumped onto the table.

โ€œSis, are you still unhappy?โ€

โ€œNo.โ€

โ€œSo, who looks betterโ€”me or that stinโ€ฆ black pigeon?โ€

Jiang Yan: โ€œYou, I suppose.โ€

Emboldened, Mu Wang ventured, โ€œThen can I have a little flower of my own?โ€

Jiang Yan smiled, handing him the entire bouquet of hydrangeas sheโ€™d just bought.

Mu Wang instantly took human form, hugging the flowers to his chest.

Jiang Yan stood up. โ€œTime for lunch.โ€

Mu Wang quickly followed. โ€œThereโ€™s plenty of food at home, Sis, you restโ€”Iโ€™ll cook.โ€

Jiang Yan had no desire to compete; she nodded and turned on the TV.

Mu Wang dutifully donned an apron and entered the kitchen.

He pulled out some vegetables from the fridge and carefully rinsed them in the sink. Halfway through, he sneaked a look outโ€”the living room, where Jiang Yan watched TV, her focus intent.

At ease, Mu Wang pressed a hand to his chest.

Because his true body had died once, after becoming petrified peachwood, he was more like a zombie than a normal yaoโ€”no feeling, no body heat, no heartbeat.

But right now, he felt his heart absolutely beating.

โ€œI got proposed to,โ€ he whispered, โ€œso happy.โ€

โ€œTonight Iโ€™ll dream about the weddingโ€”have to plan the venue.โ€

Over in the living room, flowers suddenly started blooming all over the room.

Peach blossoms sprawled over the carpet and the sofa. Jiang Yan, as always, took up her scissors and clipped them away.

*

Five days passed quickly: time for the meeting with Lin Xinjiu.

Jiang Yan messaged the group to check on his progress, but Lin Xinjiu didnโ€™t reply.

While waiting, Jiang Yan was instead contacted by Yu Renwan.

โ€œThank you, Jiang Jiang,โ€ Yu Renwan said over the phone. โ€œMom said that talisman is really precious. You must have paid a high price for it.โ€

โ€œNot really,โ€ Jiang Yan said frankly.

Yu Renwan, in a small voice, replied, โ€œDoesnโ€™t matter. Iโ€™ll do my best to repay Jiang Jiang.โ€

Jiang Yan asked, โ€œDid you absorb the talisman?โ€

For a psychic, the talisman could curse any spirit three times, but for a fellow yao, it would catalyze evolution. Jiang Yan was quite curious about what Yu Renwan would become.

Yu Renwan said, โ€œI absorbed itโ€”slept for three days, just woke up.โ€

She spoke about her evolutionary path. โ€œNow I can control how much I affect the luck of people nearby. My curse ability also got stronger: every day, I can curse any spirit or ghost. In five minutes, theyโ€™ll drop a clue for me, whether theyโ€™re human or supernatural.โ€

โ€œEven the ghosts inside an energy field?โ€

Yu Renwan nodded, โ€œNowhere to test itโ€ฆ but I think so.โ€

Jiang Yan was quite satisfied.

โ€œThen go test it on Pingping.โ€

Yu Renwanโ€™s prior bad luck had no effect on Pingpingโ€”she was an excellent test subject.

Yu Renwan bit back a smile.

After a moment, she continued, โ€œMom told me about herselfโ€”her first time telling me anything. I should thank you for that, too.โ€

Jiang Yan was a bit curious. โ€œHow do you feel about it?โ€

โ€œRelieved.โ€ Yu Renwanโ€™s voice was gentle.

โ€œI always thought Momโ€™s whole tragic life was my fault, that I was terrible, that who else could be so unlucky to give birth to meโ€”my mom must be the unluckiest person in the world. If I died during a mission, maybe sheโ€™d get betterโ€ฆโ€

โ€œBut now I donโ€™t think that way. Weโ€™re bound together. Iโ€™ve accepted what I am, because itโ€™s what Mom gave me.โ€

โ€œMy mom worked so hard and was so braveโ€”she gave up immortality for me. Sheโ€™d lived two thousand years; human lives are so short. She did everything for me. I want to treat her better, I want to work and get the best talismans so our bond will last longerโ€”next life, and every life after.โ€

Jiang Yan made a sound of acknowledgment.

Yu Renwan paused, then said, โ€œOh, right, Xiao Wa secretly told me your identity. He told me not to tell, but I feel I should tell you instead.โ€

โ€œIโ€™ll keep it secret, Iโ€™ll take it to my grave!โ€

Her voice suddenly grew excited: โ€œIs this our little secret? Iโ€™ll write it in my diary!โ€

Jiang Yan was about to reply when Yu Renwan backtracked.

โ€œNo, I canโ€™tโ€”if someone found it, itโ€™d be bad. Iโ€™ll remember it in my head.โ€

She seemed far livelier than before.

Jiang Yan said simply, โ€œAs you wish.โ€

Just before they hung up, Yu Renwan invited Jiang Yan for lunch, and to drop by the Bureau to see Pingping. Jiang Yan, having nothing pressing to do, washed up and went out.

They had lunch together at a small restaurant near the Bureau.

Now that Yu Renwan could control her luck, strangers could be right beside her without anyone tripping or falling.

Thinking of how all this happiness had come about, Yu Renwan looked at Jiang Yan as if she were a deity.

Jiang Yan found it sappy. โ€œDonโ€™t.โ€

โ€œI help you so our future missions go smoother.โ€

Yu Renwan: โ€œIโ€™ll work hard.โ€

โ€œIโ€™ll curse every bad guy who bullies Jiang Jiang!โ€

Too much Jiang content.

Jiang Yan forced herself to eat her rice.

Half an hour later, they finished and headed to the Bureau.

*

They arrived to find Pingping hunched over a desk in the questioning room, doing fifth-grade math.

Recently, Pingping spent every noon there. She loved the atmosphereโ€”the screams of Jiang He nearby always inspired her to work harder.

โ€œWith this study method, youโ€™re definitely headed for deviance.โ€

The person in charge of the interrogation room was a bold, energetic woman in her thirties.

Her long, wavy hair was tied high, and red-brown lipstick brightened her face. She bent to check Pingpingโ€™s homework, finally nodding in approval, โ€œNot bad. Time for some junior high math.โ€

โ€œKeep it up, kidโ€”Iโ€™ll be counting on you in the years to come.โ€

At that moment, Jiang Yan knocked at the door, and Zong Lรผ broke off, straightening up and letting them in.

โ€œYouโ€™re here to see Pingping, right?โ€ she asked with a smile.

Jiang Yan: โ€œYes.โ€

Zong Lรผ stepped aside to grant them entry. โ€œAbbot He said youโ€™d be coming today. Talk as you please, Iโ€™ll leave you to it.โ€

As Zong Lรผ left, Yu Renwan was barely able to contain her excitement as she turned to Pingping.

In that instant, Pingpingโ€™s pen suddenly ran dry. She frowned, scribbled several times, but left only faint scratches in her workbook.

Soon, Pingping turned. โ€œWhat are you up to?โ€

Yu Renwan hurriedly withdrew her power. โ€œSorry, sorry!โ€

Pingping shook her head.

Jiang Yan asked, โ€œCan you control Yu Renwan now?โ€

Pingping whispered a few words, then looked up: โ€œItโ€™s very difficult.โ€

โ€œBut maybe in a few years, when Iโ€™m older.โ€

Jiang Yan: โ€œThatโ€™s good enough.โ€

Pingpingโ€™s gift was among the strongest for psychicsโ€”able to match great yao. But as a child still, and unpracticed in channeling spiritual energy, she could currently only affect two-thousand-year-old yao or weaker.

Yu Renwanโ€™s mother had been exactly that old. With her talisman absorbed, Yu Renwanโ€™s spirit was reformed and her power upgradedโ€”now able to suppress even a two-thousand-year-old yao.

That meant her bad luck could affect even a two-thousand-five-hundred-year-old yao, and her curse now reached any being, human or supernatural.

Of course, the stronger the target, the lesser the effect.

But it was more than sufficient.

All energy fields Jiang Yan had sensedโ€”except Cangnanโ€”would be at least somewhat vulnerable to Yu Renwanโ€™s power.

Having accomplished their aim, they prepared to depart.

Pingping actively called them back.

โ€œI heard the top brass are still deciding where your fifth round will take place.โ€

She whispered, โ€œAll psychics are now being sent to probe energy fields. Your next round will be team-oriented, with double the participants. Judging by everyoneโ€™s ranking, youโ€™ll almost certainly be sent into an energy field.โ€

Jiang Yan nodded. โ€œI understand. Thanks.โ€

Pingping waved the dry pen, put her headphones on, and resumed her studies.

After leaving the interrogation room, Jiang Yan glanced at the group chat.

Lin Xinjiu still hadnโ€™t replied.

Theyโ€™d arranged to meet at a cafรฉ at eight that night; she wondered if Lin Xinjiu would appear.

Jiang Yan shut off her phone.

She was about to say goodbye to Yu Renwan when suddenly, a low hum sounded from the Bureauโ€™s hall speakers.

โ€œOooooโ€”โ€

The thunderous sound was both a wail and a lament.

Everyone in the hall dropped what they were doing and looked up in the same direction.

Jiang Yanโ€™s heart tightened as if she sensed something. She turned her gaze to the giant screen at the center of the hall.

One of the livestream screens had been magnified and set to the very center.

It was one of the highest-ranked livestreams.

[I will do my best QvQ]

The Bureauโ€™s livestream names could not be changed.

No matter when they were set up, no matter how childish, they were permanent.

On screen, Lin Xinjiuโ€™s chest was pierced by a bluish-gray ghost hand.

It appeared to be an old cotton millโ€”everything white, making the fresh red blood all the more striking.

Song Zheng sat on the ground, stunned.

Song Zheng had taken on this mission and, a week ago, had asked Lin Xinjiu if he wanted to team up. Unexpectedly, Lin Xinjiu agreed.

The two went to an abandoned cotton mill in the next city. The mission started out simpleโ€”perhaps it stayed simple right up to the end. They found the haunting spirit in just three days; afterward, Lin Xinjiu ceased to participate, sometimes disappearing, sometimes just idling about. Song Zheng, unperturbed, spent two days finding the ghostโ€™s obsession on his own.

On the fifth day, Song Zheng found the ghost and tried to release it, when a second ghost appeared in the mill.

Like something in slow motion, it crawled out of the first ghostโ€™s mouth.

The scene was terrifying. Song Zheng tried to restrain the two ghosts, but they worked together too well; his attacks missed again and again and he quickly lost the upper hand.

Thatโ€™s when Lin Xinjiu reappeared.

Heโ€™d always excelled at exterminating spirits. He swiftly finished one, and began dealing with the second, staying wholly in controlโ€”until a third ghost suddenly crawled out of the dead oneโ€™s mouth.

Both men were focused on the second ghost; neither noticed this.

By the time Song Zheng realized, icy claws were already at his throat.

Too dire to reach for a talisman, Lin Xinjiu lunged forward and shoved Song Zheng aside.

Song Zheng stumbled to the floor, turning wide-eyed to see Lin Xinjiu.

Blood was pouring from Lin Xinjiuโ€™s chestโ€”so, so much blood.

Heโ€™d never thought Lin Xinjiu would save him.

Even though theyโ€™d been childhood friends for over a decade, Song Zheng had never expected Lin Xinjiu to push him out of harmโ€™s way.

But Lin Xinjiu said nothing.

He glanced at Song Zheng, then at his own chest, gave a crooked smile, and clutched the ghost hand that pierced him.

An incantation began.

Scarlet fire leapt violently, and as Lin Xinjiuโ€™s hoarse voice rang out, the flames seemed alive, crawling along his arm to engulf the ghost.

The ghost shrieked, the sound so sharp it pierced the ears. It tried to withdraw but Lin Xinjiu held it fast.

It all happened in momentsโ€”within seconds, the fire blazed higher and higher.

Song Zhengโ€™s eyes reddened. He rushed forward, pelting Lin Xinjiu with healing talismans, but the wound was mortal.

At this, the Bureauโ€™s hall fell into utter silence, everyoneโ€™s faces turning grim with rage, grief, and complex emotion.

At last, the flames faded.

Only Lin Xinjiu was left in the frame.

His gaze was blank, shattered.

โ€œSo disgustingโ€ฆโ€

He bowed his head, as if thinking deeply on something important.

Something that had troubled him for many years.

โ€œTell meโ€”why canโ€™t these filthy things ever all be destroyed?โ€

Tricked 069: The Return of Terror
Tricked 071: The Fifth Round

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