Lan He let out a laugh, and Dou Chunting was watching him again, "..." So terrifying, so pitiful, and yet he laughs? "Sorry, I thought of something funny." Lan He turned his face away, avoiding Song Futan's expression. He really couldn't hold it in. These two really were brothers, though Dou Chunting had bad luck.… Continue reading AGJN 055: Please Burn Me Some Lan He

Song Futan had only ridden 001 once himself. Later, he kept it well-preserved as a keepsake, only ever leading it out without riding it. After all, who could endure riding that thing? Lan He’s paper creations were so well-made, yet this was the only defective one... The old lady gave it a tap, and 001… Continue reading AGJN 054: Hu 79: I’ve Become Rigid

Melonhead Immortal was merely telling the truth, but Hu 79, who cares a lot about appearances, kicked him out with her crippled leg, even kicking him with her mummified leg. Before leaving for Miaogan Mountain to record the show, Lan He was harassed by Hu 79, who cried endlessly, saying she didn’t want a cat… Continue reading AGJN 053: Old Bai: Father!! You misunderstood!!

With that look in his eyes—A pirate, just because he’s holding a hook? How much did he drink? Lan He twitched the corner of his mouth and said, “Stop talking nonsense. You’re the pirate; I’m regular army.” Cheng Haidong mumbled, “Regular navy… Can you issue invoices...?” Lan He: “??” Alright, now he’s changed to navy.… Continue reading AGJN 052: Seeing Ghosts Is Like Visiting Hailan X—Twice a Year Is Enough

Even though Lan He and Song Futan had confirmed their relationship, it had only happened last night. After Hu 79 said that, Lan He was speechless and felt too embarrassed to look at Song Futan. Song Futan, however, thought this fox was rather eloquent. Wasn't this exactly like the red thread of fate? But naturally,… Continue reading AGJN 051: You Still Say There’s No Navy in the Underworld

Song Futan's words mostly revealed his inner infatuation, but now, they were the more hidden emotions of his heart, his struggles under misunderstanding, and also his confession. Lan He was stunned after hearing this. What came to his mind were all their previous encounters—by the small path, in the temple, in the dark, before dawn.… Continue reading AGJN 050: Unexpectedly, He Still Chose to Walk the Path of Impermanence

First Lady Hu still remembered how Lan He had repeatedly refused her in the past, saying he wasn’t a spirit medium. But now, as soon as First Lady Hu arrived, she saw Lan He burning incense and feeding Hu 79 and Bai Wu. She had smelled both their scents on Lan He before. A mortal… Continue reading AGJN 049: Could You Please Prop My Corpse Up

"Bai Wu heard some commotion over here, so we came to check it out," said Song Futan. Even though they were a street away, Bai Wu was still a household deity worshiped by Lan He, so not only did he hear the sound of the statue hitting the ground, but he also had a vague… Continue reading AGJN 048: What Do Zhang Xunchun and Lan He Do?

"It's fine, it just hasn’t fully woken up from hibernation yet. It'll warm up and drink some water before going back to sleep," Lan He vaguely recalled some hedgehog care tips. "I'll just take it with me to Xiao Song’s house, let it play with his hedgehog..." Lan He hadn’t planned on bringing Bai Wu… Continue reading AGJN 047: Alright, I’ve Activated My Cheat

With this move, the King of Pigeons evolved into the King of Kings. More people began discussing it. Even those who didn’t watch the movie became curious about this phenomenon. Quite a few pigeon enthusiasts were intrigued and tried to interpret whether this behavior could be achieved through training. This even led to the creation… Continue reading AGJN 046: Is This Hedgehog Dead?